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“LET’S LIGHT THE MATCH” — The Time for Talking is Over

Listening to the constant babble of the current crop of Republican candidates when compared to that of Donald Trump’s direct and “Git ‘Er Done” style reminds me of the dilemma facing two elderly church ladies. These two devout Christians, best friends since childhood, had prayed for years that the local beer joint and din of iniquity, which had led astray so many of the community’s men, both young and old, would be destroyed as…

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Trump wishes Jeb a happy birthday

Donald Trump, master of Twitter, recently came out ahead of Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio in Florida polls by double digits. His lead is so large, that both Rubio and Jeb’s poll numbers combined don’t stack up to what Trump is pulling in.  Trump celebrated this news by retweeting @LiberatedCit ‘s photoshopped image of Jeb Bush. https://twitter.com/LiberatedCit/status/685297849828020224/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw What do you think- Should Jeb be proud of his last name or just eat the…

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BREAKING: New Trump sandwich available

In breaking news today, there is a new Trump themed sandwich available in Burlington, Vermont today. At the Kountry Kart Deli, owner Mike Williams created a new sandwich inspired by America’s greatest and classiest Presidential candidate ever; The Donald Special. It’s a bologna meat on white bread, bacon slices, tomato, white American cheese, and deli mustard.  The owner assures customers there’s no spicy mustard on this sandwich. “We built a wall around it,” Mike said.…