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BREAKING: Romney blasts Trump

Minutes ago, failed Presidential candidate Mitt Romney delivered a sweeping attack on the GOP Frontrunner Donald Trump. “Here’s what I know: Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud,” Romney said. “His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He’s playing members of the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat.” Romney, clearly trying to seize the roll…

Analysis
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz wins Texas and Oklahoma, Trump wins everything else.

According to the Associated Press, Senator Ted Cruz has carried his home state of Texas.  Frankly, this should only be surprising if the Senator had lost the state to Trump.  While the Houston precincts have yet to report in, at the time of this writing, the major metro areas of Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, and Austin have completed their polling. Amid Evangelicals, Cruz carried the highest share of voters.  Cruz also performed well with…

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WATCH: Hillary Clinton swears she doesn’t have horns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9lhoxOlr8o At a recent Clinton campaign rally, Secretary Clinton was approached by a young supporter. The young woman asked for the Secretary to record a message for her father, who supports Trump. If your daughter brought this home- what would you record as a response? Let us know in the comments below.

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Know Your Foe: Ted Cruz

Name: Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz Born: December 22, 1970 in Calgary, Canada Alias: Most Hated Man in the Senate. Rafael “Ted” Cruz has a reputation of being creepy, slimy, untrustworthy, or as it’s said in Texas, “so useless if he had a third hand he’d need an extra pocket to put it in.”  Heck, in one of his early campaign ads he tried to convince the rest of the United States that Texas preferred…